You want to be happy for the rest of your lifenNever make a pretty woman your wifenso for my personal point of viewnGet an ugly girl to marry you (repeat)nnA pretty woman makes her husband look smallnAnd very often causes his downfallnAs soon as he marries her then she startsnDoing the things that will break his heartnBut if you make an ugly woman your wifenThen you will be happy for the rest of your lifenAn ugly woman cooks meals on timenShe'll always give you peace of mindnnCHORUSnIf you want to be happy for the rest of your lifenNever make a pretty woman your wifenSo for my personal point of viewnGet an ugly girl to marry you (repeat)nnSo if your friends say you have no tastenGo ahead and marry anywaynThough her face is ugly her eyes don't matchnTake it from me she's a better catchnnCHORUSnIf you want to be happy for the rest of your lifenNever make a pretty woman your wifenSo for my personal point of viewnGet an ugly girl to marry you (repeat)nnSay kid YESnI saw your wife the other day UH HUHnAnd she's uglynHA HA BUT SHE SURE CAN COOKnnCHORUSnIf you want to be happy for the rest of your lifenNever make a pretty woman your wifenSo for my personal point of viewnGet an ugly girl to marry you (repeat)