i can dance i can sing i can drink anythingnnif i were a baptist, i would only dreamnnnni can write a dirty poem my mind can roam and roamnnif i were a siphon, i would drink you upnnnni can drive my new car faster than a falling starnnif i were a sailor, i would miss the seannnni know you could always go somewhere other than here, thoughnnif i were a country road i would bring you backnnnni can change the rules around turn them over upside downnnif i were a senator, we would both be kingnnnni could say that i know you i once said that and she flewnnif i were an avalanche, i would break right throughnnnni can go over the sea kill someone or they kill mennif i were a songbird i would only singnnnni can fall in love with you tell me if you want me tonnif i were a wishing well i would be too deepnnnni know someday i will die you can throw me to the skynnif i were a cannonball i would never land