Because I'm tired of maturity nAirport insecurity nRunnin from the thought policenFightin with the go-betweens nHold up let me steal a breathnCause we're dealin with identity theftn nYou need an educationnI don't see why I got to nYou need a good degreenAs to assimilate nSo little time so much to be bored by nIf no one trod along Harvard lawn nNo one'd make a nuclear bomb nThey don't teach you how to care Empathisin if you dare nEuthanize your sense of fair playnBetter to obey nNo child is free why it's queasy to see nIs that an elementary or a penitentiary huh geez nGet off my back beat it take it to town nMan idiots go to college to get dumbed downn nOh it leaves you bereft oh identiy theft nI may be wrong I don't know whynI may be wrong but I'll tryn nBecause I'm sick of the insanity Watchin horny manatee nFeelin like a libertine dealin with the death machine nHold em up it's a street arrest nAnd we're dealin with identity theft nnYou need a publicationnI don't see why I got to nYou need a press releasenAs to assimilate nJourno-fascist profiteers npornotastic pioneers nBonbonbastic puppeteers nGet away from me nHow can you write what we read nThat ain't my reality nYou disabuse humanity humility and fealty nOh you guess you got an edgenHiding your hedge from the feds nPuttin down the little vegnIgnorance is a right not a privilege nI'm finished done and had it and while you f**ks are at it nAs far as I'm concerned Pluto's still a planetn nOh you die a quick deathnoh identity theft nI may be wrong I don't know whynI may be wrong but I'll trynnBecause I'm sick of all the sabotage Where's my female entourage nLookin for some kinda closure nAll I'm findin is Ray Bolger nHold up hell yeah I'll confess nCause we're dealin with identity theft nnYou need an occupationnI don't see why I got to nYou need a boss to please nBlah blah blah blah blah you're late nYakety yak don't look wack nNellie you're a heart attack nMurder murder on the wall nWho's the butchest one of all nWhere'd you get that vegan dress na flea market nOops I forgot you design for target nShun violence and religionnDon't ever play with nuns nBut I punched a man on Broadway just to watch him cry nEvery guy I went to try said I fight him but I can't think why nBent unhinged and singed I cringe to watch the main event nBut in the end there's no success like revengennOh it leaves you bereft nOh identity theft nI may be wrong I don't know whynI may be wrong but I'll trynnBecause I'm tired of the hypocrisy nIs it them or is it me nIf Jesus Christ is left in ruinnSatan buddy how you doin nHold em up it's a street arrest nAnd we're dealin with identity theft nBecause I'm tired of being sweet and nice nF**k you once and f**k you twice nShow your passport get that stamp Funny like a Nazi camp nHold em up hell yeah I'll confessnCause we're dealin with identity theft n n