I been a man.nI been a little kid too.nI been a cactusnbut I'll never be younbecause you bake in the morningnAnd I bake in the afternoonnThe Kids bake in the eveningnwhich is the same thing as the afternoon.nI been a mannthat's been hit by a carnbecause I thought a yard was way too far.nI been a child who got a savage beatingnfrom a buffet owner because I wouldn't stop eating!nYou bake in the morningnAnd I bake in the afternoonnThe Kids bake in the eveningnwhich is the same thing as the afternoon.n[hideous keyboard solo by (The Joe)]nI bake in the afternoon at least until I broke my oven.nNow all I have to eat is a week old muffin.nWill you bake for me in the morning?nI'd like baked food.nWill you bake for me in the morning?nBecause I would bake for you.