Wake up in the morningnWhat a surprisenYou got your face up in my cleavagenAnd your hand between my thighsnWhy can't you leave just like the other guysnYou think you won some kind of prize?nnOoooh, sweet lady, I think I'm in lovenOooh, I really think I'm in lovennJust because we messed around doesn't mean I want you herenGet out of my house and take your beernDrive away and stear clearnBefore I put my boot piece in your rearnnWhen I wake up and see you lying therenWith your fake nails and extensions in your hairnI can't believe the way I'm falling for younIs this love, can it really be true?nnYo, what is this crap?nGive this bro a slapnHe doesn't have a clue that his girlfriend is wacknI'm saying: Yo, here's some advice from MC CrackernIf she was really worth it, bro, she would be blackernYo, ho, you like to fucknI'll fuck you and suck you like a big yellow ducknCause I've got such large equipment it's in the Guinness booknAnd I bet now you're asking, yo, how do I look?nWell, I'm the smoothest MC jew in the landnAnd I know the freaking Torah like the back of my right handnAnd that's just about all my advicenCause, yo, MC Cracker's through being nicennI do what I get and I get what I seenI saw you today, you're nothing to menLike all of your brothers, one, two, threenIf you stay any longer I'm gonna up the antinnOoooh, sweet lady, I think I'm in lovenOooh, I really think I'm in lovennSuck, suck at your cocknSit, sit on my facenThe catch ain't nearly as good as the chasenI'll unleash a can of whup-ass or at least some macenYou could never keep up with my pace