Hey pretty baby, have you heard the news?
Somebody stepped upon my blue suede shoes
They said they were sorry and as you can see
I took it all in my stride, but when they said
Is there something we can do?, I of course replied
I went to my doctor just the other day
I said, Listen Doc, are you feeling okay?
I told him to lie down on his couch and that I would look inside
But when he began to hurl abuse, I of course replied
As you might well have heard
And as from today
Not only have women equal rights
Now they also have equal pay
They said, Run along now, there's a good chap
So I pushed them to one side
And when they said, Hey, what's the meaning of this?
I of course replied