I get up at 5 o'clock to go to work at 9 o'clocknIt takes me an hour to stick my hair up, but why? nWhy do I always miss the bus? nnI missed the busnI missed the bus againnI missed the busnI missed the bus againnnNow why'd you miss the bus? I dunnonWe're you up late last night? I guess sonAnd were you watching TV? Uh huhnWhat kind of TV? MagnumboxnWell that's no excusenFor what? For missing the busnnI missed the bus againnI missed the busnI missed the bus againnnMy boss said to me You know you're gonna rot in your own toenail pusnWhy do you always miss the bus? nnI missed the bus againnI missed the busnI missed the bus againnnSo there I am watching the bus leave menI can't believe I missed the bus todaynI have a bus pass that I have not used yetnBecause I always miss the busnnI missed the bus againnI missed the busnI missed the bus againnnNow why'd you miss the bus? I dunnonWe're you up late last night? I guess sonAnd were you watching TV? Uh huhnBet you're watching three's company. Yeah!nnCause I love three's companynI love three's companynI love three's companynBut that's no excuse for missing the busnnI missed the bus againnI missed the busnI missed the bus againnnMy boss said to me You know you're gonna rot in your own toenail pusnWhy do you always miss the bus? nnI missed the bus, and I had no excusenI missed the bus, and there was nothing I could donI missed the bus, there is goes, driving awaynI missed the bus, and there was nothing I could sayn nI missed the busnI missed the bus againnI missed the bus... oh yeah!n