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I Lobster And Never Flounder
Pinkard & Bowden

I was a cook
And she was a waitress
Down at the Salty Sam Seafood Cafe
And somewhere 'tween the clam juice
And the seaweed salad
Some little shrimp just lured her away

Oh, I lobster and never flounder
He wrapped his line around her
And they drove off in his carp
Oh, I lobster and never flounder
I octopus his face in
Eel only break her heart

I said, Just squid and leave me
For that piano tuna
If you want to trout something new
She was the bass I ever had
Now my life has no porpoise
Oh, my cod, I love her, yes, I do

Oh, I lobster and never flounder
He wrapped his line around her
And they drove off in his carp
Oh, I lobster and never flounder
I octopus his face in
Eel only break her heart

Boy, I swordfish she'd come back to me, Sandy
I shore'd a whale of a time

Now, Richard, you know she'd just pull that
'Not tonight I've got a haddock' routine

You're probably right
But y'know, I've kelped her picture
In my walleye just for the halibut
I wonder if she's still got mine in her perch?

Did you, did you say 'perch'?

Yeah, I'm 'fraid so

That's good, for a moment there
I thought I was losing my herring

Well, we bass squid all this seahorsing around
Before these people out here go into a state of shark

Yeah, if we get out of here alive
It's going to be a mackerel

Frankly scallop, I don't give a clam


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