Hi, it's just me, nI'm writing you from jail you seenthis is what's the best for me,nI've corrupted our society unjustlynleft to a higher authority, they see fit to lock me upnand throw away the key, but please for me, ndon't take away my new color TV, that would upset me dearly,nand I feel - makes you the authority, nas an unjustifying low life man like me. nnYou owe it to me! after all, without TV what fun would jail be?nnot to fun you see, it's guys like me that commit: nrobbery, adultery, and other types of felonies, nonly to be sent to a penitentiary and waste all of yourntax-payers money - this is what is best for me, Hotel Penitentiary.