If you listen closely you will hearna story about a garage with a bandnA diabolical man with a plannPhil, Ted, Lucas and JorgenStruggle to be a bandnBut they don't have any fansnnThey call themselves Horsechips nbut no one knows.nnHorsechips Ho!nHorsechips Ho!nHorsechips Ho!nHorsechips Ho!nHorsechips Ho!nHorsechips Ho!nHorsechips Ho!nnI don't think things will work outnWe need to talk right nownYou are unsuccessful and you're going nowherenI want you to marry me nownOh my GodnOh my GodnnJust sign here and I will fulfill all of your fantasies.nHurry now pick up the pennMake your mark it's the time to begin.nYou're more than just a band.nYou'll be an apocalyptic plan.