There is a girl outside my doornI don't know what she's here fornShe's the star of the moviesnNow she's looking right at menJust like she does on T.V.nnI tell her I'm her biggest fannShe tells me about her mannHow he cheats and mistreats hernAnd how she can't see the futurenUnless I kill him and his two loversnnThere are two cops outside my doornOh, I know what they're here fornI'm the one that they wantnSo I go out on the lawnnAnd tell them what went wrongnnThey take one long look at menStart to laugh and say:nThere's a movie on my streetnAnd they're just directing the traffic nAnd protecting the Hollywood ending