You guys know where this place is, right?I don't want to end up in no gay bar or something.Those guys would be all over me. 'Cause I look good!What's up ladies? How ya doin'?Don't all rush at once, now. There's plenty of me to go around.[intro]I know all the women are starin' at me nowI know all the women here like what they see nowI know all the women are blown away by my classI know all the women are starin' right at my assHey girls, like what you see?Gotta find me a woman as awesome as meI'm the one, they all wantSo if she doesn't want to shag then she must be on the ragLadies, are you ready to be blown away.A guy like me only comes around like once a decade.So don't miss your opportunity. Here I am![chorus]Uh-oh, uh-ohUh-oh, this ho is on the rag (repeat)[verse 1]Look at me now, all the women areI'm the main attraction, when I'm in the barI know that I'm great, so let's see what she gotThat girl is so-so, but her friend is hotI approach the pretty, tall, blond, slender oneI buy a beer and ask the bartender to send her oneYou're gettin' deja vu, and I know I'm right'Cause I know you saw me in your dream the other nightYou know I'm very picky, and I picked youI know you like the view, now you know what you gotta doShe said what's that? *sniff* it doesn't smell rightSaid I'm from Jersey, that's what it smells likeBut don't be sweatin' that, just come along with me nowThen she walked away, but I don't really see howOh I know the deal, man that's really dreadfulPanties full of wings, and I don't mean from Red Bull(chorus 2x)[verse 2]That's the only explanation, the same reason thatA chick'll never run this nation, this ho is on the ragIt always seems to happen, I like her up untilHer stupid mouth starts yappin', this ho is on the ragI know how to treat her, but after I meet herIt's like we're in the hospital, I think we got a bleederAin't nothing personal, it's just that it's a bad signThat very few women here are worthy of my timeSo I'll try that one, no not the flat oneand I ain't drunk enough yet to settle for the fat oneOh you got a man, well he can't get you what you wantHe's such a pussy that I bet he bleeds once a monthDrop him like a cigarette, then forget you ever metYou know deep inside that I'm the best that you could ever getHer look was scary, I think her name was TeriBut I called her Bloody Mary, 'cause this ho is on the rag(chorus 2x)[bridge]Girl is pretty but I'll bet she's on the rag.(Mur Lafferty: HEY!) Yup, ho is on the rag.There's another one, I bet she's on the rag.(Seamonkette: HEY!) Yup, ho is on the rag.How could every woman here be on the rag?(Angela Polk, Voice Of Kiki, Sara Trice, Eric Brown: HEY!) Ho is on the rag.Can't believe it, every ho is on the rag.(Angeltastic, DJ Sin, DJ Particle, Pat Brown, Judy from Channel Erk, Ronnie Sherlock : HEY!) Ho is on the rag.(chorus)
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