Love me cancerouslynLike a salt-sore soaked in the seanHigh-maintenance meansnYou're a gluttonous queennNarcissistic and meannnKill me romanticallynFill my soul with vomitnThen ask me for a piece of gumnBitter and dumbnYou're my sugarplumnYou're awful, I love you!nn[Chorus]nShe moves through moonbeams slowlynShe knows just how to hold menAnd when her edges softennHer body is my coffinnI know she drains me slowlynShe wears me down to bones in bednMust be the sign on my headnThat says, ohnLove me dead! Love me dead!nnYou're a faith-healer on T.V.nYou're an office park without any treesnCorporate and coldnGushing for goldnLeave me alonennYou suck so passionatelynYou're a parasitic, psycho, filthy creaturenFinger-bangin' my heartnYou call me up drunknDoes the fun ever start?nYou're hideous and sexy!nn[Chorus]nnWow! Uh!nnLove me cancerouslynHow's your new boy?nDoes he know about me?nYou've got the mark of the beastnYou're born of a jackal! You're beautiful!nn[Chorus]nnOh, Love me dead!