Hey Mister
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Hey Mister___


Hey Mister I really like your daughter,

I'd like to eat her like ice cream

maybe dip her in chocolate


Hey Mister on your way over

in your Volvo, suit, and tie

Well, be crawling in your bed soon

messing around, maybe getting high


It's not what ya did,

It's not what ya didn't

God gave her a perfect body

and now I'm all up in it.


It's not she's a tramp.

It's not she's not pure.

She just likes getting her fuck on,

and its good for that I'm sure


Hey Mister I really like your daughter.

When I'm horny like thirsty

She's a bottle of water.


Hey Mister how'd it get so bad

You raised her so well

and now she's calling me dad

in the back seat naked of a new Volkswagen

the perfect little gift for high school graduation.


It's not what ya did,

It's not what ya didn't

God gave her a perfect body

and now I'm all up in it.


It's not she's a tramp.

It's not she's not pure.

She just likes getting her fuck on,

and its good for that I'm sure


Nana na nana na,

Nana na nana na,

Nana na nana na,

ha hahaha ha ha haha



i eat all the food in your fridge

call my friends around the world

rack up your long distance do

breakstands neutral drops

wreck all your cars

drink all the booze in your cheezy ass wet bar

order stuff on your credit cards

leave boogers in the skippy jar

smoke your cigars

answer the phone tell your boss you moved to mars

when you call in late from work tell your wife

you're at the titty bars


It's not what ya did,

It's not what ya didn't

God gave her a perfect body

and now I'm all up in it.


It's not she's a tramp.

It's not she's not pure.

She just likes getting her fuck on,

and its good for that I'm sure


i can't lie i have to tell the truth

man to man mister

it's all a total spoof

your daughter's a freak

your daughter's a pro

when i'm done with her

she'll do one of your bros


I hope I'll never have a daughter

I hope I'll never have a daughter

I hope I'll never have a daughter

I hope I'll never have a daughter


Nana na nana na,

Nana na nana na,

Nana na nana na,

Nana na nana naaaaaaaa!


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