Well I lie I cheat and I steal,nAnd I don't give two shits about the way that you feel.nI barely know who you are,nBut I'll break your heart and then I'll sleep in your car.nI'm not dying inside, I'm dead.nToo many people have fucked with my head,nAnd now I'm out for revenge.nnI'm not the only one who regrets the way they act,nBut I seem to be the only one who's honest with the facts,nAnd I'm sick to death of always being the sucker.nI'm a heartless bastard motherfucker.nnWell you're a prize specimin -nI shouldn't pick you up, I don't know where you've been.nYou invite me back to your place,nAnd you feed me drinks to get me out of my face.nYou never own up to what you did -nYou fuck like an adult and you cry like a kid,nAnd then you tell your friends I took the piss.nnJust for a second here with a straight face I am sick of the sinnersnAlways making out they're saints.nYou know it seems to me that the ones to watch are the ones with their hearts on their sleeves -nThe make-up doth protest too much.nnSo come on everybody, come on,nDon't make me regret ever writing this song -nI need every motherfucker to sing along.