Spotcheck Billy got down on his hands and knees nHe said Hey momma, hey let me check your oil all right? nShe said No, no honey, not tonight nComeback Monday, comeback Tuesday, then I might. nnI said Juanita, my sweet Jaunita, what are you up to? nMy Juanita nI said Jaunita, my sweet taquita, what are you up to? nMy Juanita nnDon't want nobody who won't dive for dimes nDon't want no speedballs 'cause I might die tryin nThrow me a line, throw me a line n'Cause there's a fat man in the bathtub with the blues nI hear you moan, I hear you moan, I hear you moan nnBilly got so sad, dejected, put on his hat and start to run nRunnin' down the street yellin' at the top of his lungs nAll I want in this life of mine is some good clean fun nAll I want in this life and time is some hit and run nnI said Juanita, my sweet Jaunita, what are you up to? nMy Jaunita nI said Jaunita, my sweet taquito, what are you up to? nMy Juanita nnPut my money in your meter baby so it won't run down nBut you caught me in the squeeze play on the cheesy side of town nThrow me a dime, throw me a line n'Cause there's a fat man in the bathtub with the blues nI hear you moan, I hear you moan, I hear you moan