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Halftime
Dan Bull

[Intro]

Look at me!

Dan Bull in your area

My neck has never been hairier


[Verse 1]

All work and no play makes Dan a dull man

So I took business and pleasure, and had them hold hands

I monetise my hobbies, I like computer games

Rap music, anime to making up stupid names

Now I can work sixteen hours a day

And have sixteen hours of play

Hop in the shower and straight to bed

I make the competition shake their head

Like a wet dog in disbelief seeing what they can get

But come the best at the thing you love best

And the rest is elementary, umm yes, unless

You fail to put the work in, shirking

Jerking yer gherkin then derpin', you're undeserving

Put in the effort and see, how little effort you need

To achieve things effortlessly

It's halftime


[Hook]

It's halftime

Put the kettle on

It's hafltime

Put the kettle on


[Verse 2]

I bang the beat like a cattle drum

I quit weed when the nettle stung

But I'll never settle some

Blast with a special tongue

I want to rap on every record spun

And set a record for the rapper with the sexiest bum

Is there anyone better? Man, I reckon there's none

But [?] genetically, I'm rapping my mum

That's where I get my creativity from

She done brung up a son well, didn't she, chum?

When she discovered a bun in the oven, things changed

Quit her career to rerun[?] this kid, raised

Him to be creative, gave him instruments to play with

And pen and paper he could lyrically slay with

I know I say the word 'lyrically' too much

But that's just because I'm lyrically too much

I never keep my privileges subdued, hush

I'm not flossin', I didn't bring my toothbrush

I'm ruthless, like a convertible

Spectacularly secular, you're not convertable

I do my work in full while I'm on the doll


In adversity, I'm the first to be the one to fold

But I still picked a university, I didn't like it

Spending time alone learning this is my shit

I'm a lone ranger that'll occasionally collaborate

And grab a taste of books and open on a random page

I hate to stand on stage, I'm not a spectacle

My view on me is that perform is unrespectable

So I sit at home, building up my text of walls

I've never scratched a deck, I sit and scratch my testicles

Best of all, I can work in my underpants

The last boss I did that to denied another chance

I was out on my own, the way I like it

Spending time alone, learning this is my shit


[Hook]

It's halftime

Put the kettle on

It's halftime

Put the kettle on


[Verse 3]

Knock, knock! Who's there?

It's only Daniel Bull

That funny rapper with the cracking in his mandible

Maybe I'm becoming Jaws, is that woman yours?

I'm not predatory but she possesses stunning [?]

Ask your mother: is it sons-in-law or son-in-laws

I'm not bothered, I just want to rummage in her drawers

There's something in her form that makes me cuddly and warm

A fuzzy feeling in between my knees, I want to be adored

Hah! I'm the Ian Brown of rap, I like the sound of that

I'm the reason that they put my friggin' town on maps

So unless you pubs got some Nut Brown on tab

It's not particularly likely I'll be out my flat

I'll be at home working, putting the work in

I'm covering another thing, I'm like a merkin

That's urban for stealing the show

I'm so sorry Nastradamus for stealing your flow

I'm really feeling it though, it's exceedingly dope

But even so, I'm eager for a wee, I need to go


[Outro]

It's still halftime

To the Severn Bridge

To the people responsible for the maintenance of the Severn Bridge

It's still there; you must be doing alright

It's halftime


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