Entertaining your wives at the office ballsnAnswering all your phone callsnI will fix you a drink make a little speechnStill always out reachnnPhilanthrophist are misanthropesnNuns where nothing under the ropesnFather gave me advice, mother bought my shoesnScrew this modern modern who am i bluesnnI do my own hairdo-o-oonnLook AT the view words can never tellnWorld is so huge and so is hellnYou believe good deads lead to afterlifenIf that's so pass me that knife nnI do my own hairdo-o-oo