There's a big fat guy in cut-offs wants to soap my windscreen
You said you'd love me longer than nuclear waste can glow
And you asked did I love you too, but I wasn't listening
I was watching the sky, it was starting to snow
Outside the health food store, we passed that cocksucker Carson
I used to really have the hots for his sexy French wife
Elle avait les cuisses legeres, if you know what I'm saying
I could've listened to her voice mail message for the rest of my life
Look, I'm happy, I said, though I knew you knew I was lying.
You said, Aww, come on, it's Christmas soon.
And I wanted to hurt you, I wondered if I dared tell you that tape
Of love songs you made me I taped over with Marquee Moon
You said, I hope you've bought me some real cool stuff for Christmas
A book on Magritte and some fishnet stockings, I lied
And you laughed and clamped on the headphones of your Walkman
There was a guy in a Bugs Bunny mask trying to hitch a ride
And in the dashboard lights and the dance of the windscreen wipers
I somehow saw the whole secret meaning of my life
When we get home I'm gonna condense it down to a haiku
And scrawl it along my veins with a Stanley knife
Haiku
Songdog
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Lyrics by Songdog
A Prayer to Old Idols Barbarella Blind Picasso Childhood Skies Cold Coffee and Ava Gardner Crown of Thorns Days of Armageddon Fairytale Filipino Girls (Lip Synching Dusty Springfield...) Gallows And A Hanging Man Gigolo Moon Goodbye Isabel Hat-Check Girl Hitcher I Brought A Rose From the Guy at the Traffic Light In The Well of Lost Causes Jebezel Jerusalem Road Jineteria Just Another Night in Limbo Lazarus In Flames Like Kim Novak Loser Heaven Montparnasse My Space-Rock Tape On Porthcawl Sands One Day When God Begs My Forgiveness Owls Party Frock Pilgrim Hill Rainy Night In Chinatown Ruben's Tattoo She Hangs In The Dark Like A Saint In A Catherdal She Lets Me In By The Back Door She Played Summertime (On The Brothel Piano) She Said I Kind Of Looked Like Strindberg Shipwrecks So The Lord Sent Chantal South London Winter Stalker Tarot The Devil Needs You For His Squeeze The Girl Downstairs Has Nightmares The Girl On The Escalator At HMV The Likes of You and Me The Republic of Howlin' Wolf The Sky Was So Blue It Was Scary The Time for Miracles is Past The Time of Summer Lightning The Waitress From Yorkville, Toronto The Way of the World With Her Pop Art Lips and Cappuccino Skin Your New Best Friend
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