If you decide to laugh at menYou will be my enemynBut if you'd rather smile insteadnWe could be the best of friendsnAnd if you get inside my headnI'll hold my breath til I turn rednSleep with you in an unmade bednAnd take you home with mennIf you subscribe to a false beliefnReality's a road too steepnBut if you stop to think it throughnYou'll know all that you never knewnAnd if I fall in love with younYou'll see that none of it was truenAnd as the floor is falling throughnYou'll fall back in with mennYou're a girlnAt war with herselfnAnd you may fight and dienOr you may lay down your armsnIt's time to decidennIf you deign to speak to menA model of hypocrisynAnd if my words mean anythingnMore than just a song we singnIt might just be a passing flingnThe noise that sets your ears to ringnThe bird that summons in the springnThen flies back home to mennYou're a girlnAt war with herselfnAnd you may fight and dienOr you may lay down your armsnIt's time to decidennYou will throw that life awaynAnd we will live to our old agenTogether we will wave white flagsnSurrender to our happinessnAnd all that timenYou will be lovednnYou're a girlnAt war with herselfnAnd you may fight and dienOr you may lay down your armsnIt's time to decide