[Biz Markie - Acapella]nnA one...none-one-one-one-onentwo-two-two-twonnI'd like to introduce myselfnI am UNKLE!nThis is a mixtape with the funk ofnUnklennI'm...nMy own... renditionnI am...nSo...nI... want... younTo stay tunednAnd just listen!nn[Red Hot Chili Peppers - Breaking The Girl]nnI am a mannCut from the knownRarely do friendsnCome and then gonnShe was a girlnSoft but estrangednWe were the twonOur lives rearrangednnFeeling so good that daynA feeling of love that daynnTwisting and turningnYour feelings are burningnYou're breaking the girlnShe meant you no harmnnThink you're so clevernBut now you must severnYou're breaking the girlnHe loves no one elsenn[Animated - Grab The Rope (FC Kahuna Mix)]nnYou know what I'm sayin'?nYou wanna start...nlike THIS!nHe was a bad man...nnThis is UNKLE entertainmentnSex... Drugs, and Lustnn[FC Kahuna - Mind Set To Cycle]nnGet funked - Get funked upnGet funked - Get funked upnGet funked - Get funked upnGet funked - Get funked upnGet funked - Get funked upnGet funked - Get funked upnn[Superfunk - Last Dance (And I Come Again) (Eric Morillo Dub)]nnUnkle in the mix...nYEAH! YEAH!nCuh! - huh!...nn[The Rolling Stones - Sympathy For The Devil]nnPlease allow me to introduce myselfnI'm a man of wealth and tastenI've been around for a long long yearnStolen many a man's soul and faithnnI was around when Jesus ChristnHad his moment of doubt and painnMade damn sure that PilatenWashed his hands and sealed his fatennYEAH! YEAH! YEAH!nCuh! - huh!...nnPleased to meet you, hope you guess my namenBut what's puzzling you is the nature of my gamennYEAH! YEAH! YEAH!nCuh! - huh!...nnStuck around St. PetersburgnWhen I saw it was a time for a changenKilled the Tzar and his ministersnAnastaria screamed in vainnnI rode a tank held a gen'rals ranknwhen the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stanknnYEAH! YEAH! YEAH!nnPleased to meet you, hope your guess my name, oh yeahnAh, what's puzzling you is the nature of my game, oh yeahnn...kings and queens fought fornten decades for the Gods they madenI shouted out who killed the Kennedy's?nWhen after all it was you and mennLet me please introduce myselfnI'm a man of wealth and tastenAnd I lay traps for troubadorsnWho get killed before they reach BombaynnPleased to meet you, hope your guess my name, oh yeahnBut, what's puzzling you is the nature of my gamenOh yeah-game!nOh yeah-game!nOh yeah-game!nOh yeah-game!nn[More! - True (The Faggot Is You) (FC Kahuna Headstart Mix)]nnOoh - bomb - bombnOoh - bombnOoh - bomb - bombnOoh - bombnOoh - bomb - bombnOoh - bombnOoh - bomb - bombnOoh - bombnOoh - bomb - bombnOoh - bombnOoh - bomb - bombnOoh - bombnOoh - bomb - bombnOoh - bombnnOoh - bomb - bombnOoh - bombnOoh - bomb - bombnOoh - bombnn[Psychonauts - Empty Love]nnAnd yo in 2000, more dangerousnCheck rearrange nownFor the ?nnNon stoppin'nSure shockin'nBody rockin' your mindnnThe things I do with you geeeeniousnnFrom the G4 to the backstage doornTo the stage floornnSounds, aching sounds of UNKLEn87,686,576,465,789,698,798,989,868,757,654n75,465 Kilorics of fucked up soundnn[Vangelis - Blade Runner Theme (Unknown Remix)]n[Iggy Pop - Nightclubbing]nnNight clubbing, we're night clubbingnWe're what's happeningnNight clubbing, we're night clubbingnWe're what's happeningnn[Echomen - Thru 2 You (Bushwacka! Remix)]nnRonnie and File in the mixnnWay sa-, Way sa-, Way sa-, Way sa-nWay sa-, Way sa-, Way sa-, Way sa-nWay sa-, Way sa-, Way sa-, Way sa-nnU, U, N, N, K, K, L, L, E, E, E, E!nnWay sa-, Way sa-, Way sa-, Way sa-nWay sa-, Way sa-, Way sa-, Way sa-nWay sa-, Way sa-, Way sa-, Way sa-nWay sa-, Way sa-, Way sa-, Way sa-nnIn other words, how I think, in general termsnThe human mind works very importantnn[Landmine - Fairytale]nn - I'm not sure what you thinknnThat we think in a state of confusionnIn other words, all I do is, well, thinknand apply itnIf one understands what I meannnFor instance, if you spend time with a single sentencenYou tend to go towards one idea, rather than-nnI am putting myself to a fullest possible usenWhich is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to achievennI think in general, erm, the entire ? connects you with all of itnNow look, just play any music you likenThen talk to me afterwards, and see what... what we knownnNow look, really the average-n-you're going...ngeneral...nI want...nLet me play...nReally?...nnI didn't feel anything...nAll I...nIt can take a long timennI didn't feel anything...nAll I...nIt can take a long timennNow did you feel something?nI can feel...nLong... time...nnDaisy, Daisy, give me your answer donI'm half crazynAll for the love of younIt won't be a stylish carriagenI can'...nnYou say the whole thing's a fairytalenYou say the whole thing is make believenYou say the whole thing's a fairytalenYou say the whole thing is make believennI'm half crazynnWherever you are nownDo whatever you want tonnIt won't be a stylish carriagenI can't afford...nnWherever you are nownDo whatever you want tonnI'm not sure what you thinknnThe human mind works very importantn - I'm not sure what you thinknThat we think in a state of confusionnIn other words, all I do is, well, thinknand apply itnIf one understands what I meannnFor instance, if you spend time...nnWhich is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to achievennI think in generalnnNow look, just play any music you likenThen talk to me afterwards, and see what... what we knownnNow look, really the average thing, I thinkn-you're going...ngeneral...nnYou're feeling?nnfairytale, believe, fairytale, believenfairytale, believe, fairytale, make believenfairytale, believe, fairytale, believenfairytale, believe, fairytale, believennThe human mind works very importantn - I'm not sure what you thinknThat we think in a state of confusionnIn other words, all I do is, well, thinknand apply itnIf one understands what I meannnFor instance, if you spend time with a single sentencenYou tend to go towards one idea, rather than-nnI am putting myself to a fullest possible usenWhich is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to achievennI think in general, erm, the entire ? connects you with all of itnn[Depeche Mode - Dream On (Bushwacka! Blunt Mix)]nn-zi,-zi,-zi,-zi,-zi,-zi,-zi,-zi,-zi,-zi,-zi,-zi,-zi,-zi,-zi,-zin-zi,-zi,-zi,-zi,-zi,-zi,-zi,-zi,-zi,-zi,-zi,-zi,-zi,-zi,-zi,-zinn-zi,-zi,-zi,-zi,-zi,-zi,-zi,-zi,-zi,-zi,-zi,-zi,-zi,-zi,-zi,-zin-zi,-zi,-zi,-zi,-zi,-zi,-zi,-zi,-zi,-zi,-zi,-zi,-zi,-zi,-zi,-zinnYou are checking out the sounds of James Lavelle and Richard FilenUnkle entertainmentnn[Medway - Release]nnMy releasenMy releasenMy releasenMy releasenMy releasennJust a little makes a lotnnMy releasenMy releasennJust a little makes a lotnnMy releasenMy releasennJust a little makes a lotnnMy releasenMy releasenMy releasenMy releasennU, U, N, N, K,nMy releasenK, L, L,nMy releasenLetting the room come in onnE, E,nKeep on moving to be strongnE,nAnd I begin the musicnMy releasenn...The right scene to rocknnLetting the room come in onnKeep on moving to be strongnSo much space to make a turnn?nnMy release!nnMy releasenMy releasenMy releasennMy releasennThis great evilnWhere's it come from?nHow did it steal into the world?nWhat scene?nWhat route did it come from?nWho's doing this?nWho's killing us?nnMy releasenMy releasenMy releasenMy releasenMy releasenMy releasenMy releasenMy releasennJust a little makes a lotnnMy releasenJust a little makes a lotnMy releasenJust a little makes a lotnMy releasenJust a little makes a lotnMy releasennMy releasenMy releasenMy releasenMy releasennJust a little makes a lotnnMy releasenJust a little makes a lotnMy releasenJust a little makes a lotnMy releasenJust a little makes a lotnMy releasenn[Pete Lazonby - Sacred Cycles]nnLetting the room come in onnKeep on moving to be strongnLetting the room come in onnKeep on moving to be strongnSo much space to make a turnn?nnU, U, N, N, K, K, L, L, E, E, E!nnKeep onnYou do many things techno-headnDid you plan to honour this with...n...DisputablennKeep onnnYou are getting the sounds of UNKLEnnYou do many things techno-headnDid you plan to honour this with...n...DisputablennUNKLE! unkle, unkle, unklenUNKLE soundsnnKeep onnnYou have been listening to the sounds of UNKLE entertainmentnnThe tracks go off in this direction...nn[Radiohead - Everything In Its Right Place (Unklesounds Edit)]nnU, U, N, N, K, K, L, L, E, E, E!nnEverythingnEverythingnEverythingnEverythingnIn its right placenIn its right placenIn its right placenIn its right placenIn its right placenIn its right placenIn its right placenIn its right placennFiery the angels fellnBurning at the fires of OrcnnA ticket to nothingnessnn[Layo & Bushwacka! - Love Story]nnMan gone outnMan gone outnAll he was buying was just rising aroundnMan gone outnMan gone outnAll he was buying was just rising aroundnnUNKLE entertainment, thanks for listeningnnMan gone outnMan gone outnAll he was buying was just rising aroundnMan gone outnMan gone outnAll he was buying was just rising aroundnn[Fleetwood Mac - The Chain (Unklesounds Edit)]nn...a big baaaad model, being our used carsnThey got a '64 cadillac coupe de'villenIt's a black top, that's black and white little cherrynLow mileage, power steering, slow!nPick it up for 10-95 and 65 penniesnnNow the cadallina's a 2-door hard topnThe colour is robin's egg bluenAutomatic, double power, real sharpnOnly 11-95nnAnd dig this, at 65-40nLTD 2-door hard topnYou're lookin' at the right time babyn3-52 BA automaticnHas its power steering, white-walled tyres an' it's real loadednnYou pick one up too baby for 'boutnNow let's seeeeeenThe look-price on this car is about 15-42nImagine my name, Big H-18, Bob RobenanThis car is about 10-95 herennAll cars carry a 100% written guarantee babyn100% written guaranteen100% written guaranteen100% written guaranteen100% written guaranteen100% written guaranteen100% written guaranteen100% written guaranteennYeah, keep us togethernRun in the shadowsnYeah, keep us togethernRunning in the shadowsnYeah, keep us togethernRun in the shadowsnnYeah, keep us togethernRun in the shadowsnYeah, keep us togethernRunning in the shadowsnYeah, keep us togethernRun in the shadowsnYeah, keep us togethernRunning in the shadowsnnShadows, shadows, shadows, shadowsnShadows, shadows, shadows, shadowsnShadows, shadows, shadows, shadowsnShadows, shadows, shadows, shadowsnnHow the fuck, me, I'm number onenn[Unklesounds - Outro]nnI turned you onnNow I can't turn you offnnUNKLE!nnMay the force be with you.