Gee Officer Krupke
Betsi Morrison, Kenneth Schermerhorn, Marianne Cooke, Michael San Giovanni, Mike Eldred, Nashville Symphony Orchestra & Robert Dean

Hey you

Who me, Officer Krupke?

Yeah you, gimme one good reason for not dragging

You down the station, ya punk?


Dear kindly Sergeant Krupke, you gotta understand

It's just our bringin' upke that gets us out of hand

Our mothers all are junkies, our fathers all are drunks

Golly Moses, naturally we're punks


Gee, Officer Krupke, we're very upset

We never had the love that every child oughta get

We ain't no delinquents, we're misunderstood

Deep down inside us there is good


There is good

There is good, there is good

There is untapped good

Like inside, the worst of us is good


That's a touching good story

Lemme tell it to the world

Just tell it to the Judge


Dear kindly Judge, Your Honor, my parents treat me rough

With all their marijuana, they won't give me a puff

They didn't wanna have me but somehow I was had

Leapin' lizards, that's why I'm so bad


Right, Officer Krupke, you're really a square

This boy don't need a judge, he needs an analyst's care

It's just his neurosis that oughta be curbed

He's psychologically disturbed


I'm disturbed

We're disturbed, we're disturbed

We're the most disturbed

Like we're psychologically disturbed


Hear ye, hear ye

In the opinion of this court

This child is depraved on account

He ain't had a normal home


Hey, I'm depraved

On account I'm deprived

So take him to a headshrinker


My father is a bastard, my ma's an S.O.B.

My grandpa's always plastered, my grandma pushes tea

My sisters wears a mustache, my brother wears a dress

Goodness gracious, that's why I'm a mess



Yes, Officer Krupke, you're really a slob

This boy don't need a doctor, just a good honest job

Society's played him a terrible trick

And sociologically he's sick


I am sick

We are sick, we are sick

We are sick, sick, sick

Like we're sociologically sick


In my opinion, this child does not need

To have his head shrunk at all

Juvenile delinquency

Is purely a social disease


Hey, I got a social disease

So take him to a social worker


Dear kindly social worker, they say you'll earn a buck

Like be a soda jerker, which means like be a schmuck

It's not I'm antisocial, I'm only anti-work

Glory Osky, that's why I'm a jerk


Eek, Officer Krupke, you've done it again

This boy don't need a job, he needs a year in the pen

It ain't just a question of misunderstood

Deep down inside him, he's no good


I'm no good

We're no good, we're no good

We're no earthly good

Like the best of us is no damn good


The trouble is he's crazy, the trouble is he drinks

The trouble is he's lazy, the trouble is he stinks

The trouble is he's growing, the trouble is he's grown

Krupke, we've got troubles of our own


Gee, Officer Krupke

We're down on our knees

'Cause no one wants a fella

With a social disease


Gee, Officer Krupke

What are we to do?

Gee, Officer Krupke

Krup you!


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Lyrics by Betsi Morrison, Kenneth Schermerhorn, Marianne Cooke, Michael San Giovanni, Mike Eldred, Nashville Symphony Orchestra & Robert Dean

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