Hey youWho me, Officer Krupke?Yeah you, gimme one good reason for not draggingYou down the station, ya punk?Dear kindly Sergeant Krupke, you gotta understandIt's just our bringin' upke that gets us out of handOur mothers all are junkies, our fathers all are drunksGolly Moses, naturally we're punksGee, Officer Krupke, we're very upsetWe never had the love that every child oughta getWe ain't no delinquents, we're misunderstoodDeep down inside us there is goodThere is goodThere is good, there is goodThere is untapped goodLike inside, the worst of us is goodThat's a touching good storyLemme tell it to the worldJust tell it to the JudgeDear kindly Judge, Your Honor, my parents treat me roughWith all their marijuana, they won't give me a puffThey didn't wanna have me but somehow I was hadLeapin' lizards, that's why I'm so badRight, Officer Krupke, you're really a squareThis boy don't need a judge, he needs an analyst's careIt's just his neurosis that oughta be curbedHe's psychologically disturbedI'm disturbedWe're disturbed, we're disturbedWe're the most disturbedLike we're psychologically disturbedHear ye, hear yeIn the opinion of this courtThis child is depraved on accountHe ain't had a normal homeHey, I'm depravedOn account I'm deprivedSo take him to a headshrinkerMy father is a bastard, my ma's an S.O.B.My grandpa's always plastered, my grandma pushes teaMy sisters wears a mustache, my brother wears a dressGoodness gracious, that's why I'm a messYes, Officer Krupke, you're really a slobThis boy don't need a doctor, just a good honest jobSociety's played him a terrible trickAnd sociologically he's sickI am sickWe are sick, we are sickWe are sick, sick, sickLike we're sociologically sickIn my opinion, this child does not needTo have his head shrunk at allJuvenile delinquencyIs purely a social diseaseHey, I got a social diseaseSo take him to a social workerDear kindly social worker, they say you'll earn a buckLike be a soda jerker, which means like be a schmuckIt's not I'm antisocial, I'm only anti-workGlory Osky, that's why I'm a jerkEek, Officer Krupke, you've done it againThis boy don't need a job, he needs a year in the penIt ain't just a question of misunderstoodDeep down inside him, he's no goodI'm no goodWe're no good, we're no goodWe're no earthly goodLike the best of us is no damn goodThe trouble is he's crazy, the trouble is he drinksThe trouble is he's lazy, the trouble is he stinksThe trouble is he's growing, the trouble is he's grownKrupke, we've got troubles of our ownGee, Officer KrupkeWe're down on our knees'Cause no one wants a fellaWith a social diseaseGee, Officer KrupkeWhat are we to do?Gee, Officer KrupkeKrup you!
Lyrics by Betsi Morrison, Kenneth Schermerhorn, Marianne Cooke, Michael San Giovanni, Mike Eldred, Nashville Symphony Orchestra & Robert Dean
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