Christmas time is here againnTime to give your cash to themnAt the cross is where we'll meetnLeaving presents at his feetnBuy your gifts in harmonynFeed the Christmas industrynn[Chorus:]nFuck Christmas! All the timenNow I've got my yuletide pride!nFuck Christmas! All the timenI've got Jesus on my side!nFuck Christmas! Fuck Christmas!nFuck Christmas! All the time!nnJesus came and Jesus wentnLook at all the cash we spentnMother Mary you will seenNever bought a Christmas treenChristmas is for me and menI give only to receivenn[Chorus]nnChristmas time is here again ...nn[Chorus]nnHe was fuckin' born in August anyway ...