[orphanarium guy]nWho is this one eyed female baby Moses?nWith courage in her female baby smilen[orphans]nA saviour from the stars?nOr something stranger still?n[baby Leela]nOr just a lonely filthy starving child?nn...nn[Bender]nLeela, Leela, Leela save himnSave Fry, save FrynGodzilla, will devour himnAs for me I must be off to have my doctor check this coughnGoodbyenn...nn[Fry]nTo win Leela's heart with the holophoners artnI need hand of transcendental quicknessnn[Robot Devil]nWell I don't see any dangernIn gambling with a strangernFor my head is of a most amazing thicknessnnI'm stupid, I'm stupidnI'm stupider than you in every way!nn...nn[real Fry]nLook what do you want?nn[real Robot Devil]nI want my hands back!nn[real Fry]nNever!nA deal's a dealnEven with a dirty dealernn[real Robot Devil]nVery wellnThen I'll take what I want from LeelanLeela has promised me her handnn[real Leela]nFry, you do not understandnnI should have revealed I'd been deafened by BendernThe shame, the shame!nBut I feared you'd stop writing this musical splendournDeception's the curse of my whimsical gendernnHe gave me mechanical earsnEffective though just a bit garishnIn return without shedding a tear I agreednThat I'd give him my handnn[real Robot Devil]nIn marriagenn[real Leela]nWhat?nn[real Robot Devil]nYou'll give me your hand in marriage!nn[Hermes in audience]nIs this really happening or just being stagedn[Professor in audience]nIt can't be realn[Amy in audience]nNot if Leela is engagednn[real Leela on stage]nThat isn't what I meantnThat isn't what I signednn[real Robot Devil]nYou should have checked the wording in the fine...n... Printnn[real Leela]nI'll give you my handnn[both]nIn marriagenn[real Bender in audience]nThe use of words expressing something other than their literal intentionnNow that is ironynn[real Robot Devil]nI will marry her now and confine her to hellnHow drollnHow droll!nWhere Styx is a river and not just a bandnThough they'll play our reception if all goes as plannednnUnless Fry, you surrender my hands!nn[real Fry]nDestiny has cheated menBy forcing me to decide uponnThe woman that I idolisenOr the hands of an automatonnnWithout these hands I can't completenThe opera that was captivating hernBut if I keep them, and she marries himnThen he probably won't want me dating hernn...nn[Professor in audience]nI can't believe the Devil is so unforgivingn[Zoidberg in audience]nI can't believe everybody's just adlibbingnn[robot priest]nBy the power vested in me by the state of New New Yorknn[real Fry]nNo!nStop!nTake my hands!nYou evil metal dork!nn...