Friends For Never
The Midnight Beast

One day we're friends forever,

Next day we're friends for never,

Who say, you say, we're best friends,

I say, he say, till the end.

Our friendships like a slice of chocolate cake,

You're the icing, you'd be the sponge,

When we're together we become,

A perfect way to end a perfect dinner time,

Quite substantial glass of wine,

A tasty mint goes down a treat, and helps my

Indigestion.

Digest this factual piece of evidence,

I'm your butter, you're my toast,

The gravy on my Sunday roast,

I'm not a fan of your roasts,

What do you mean?

You told me that you liked the one I cooked the other

Day

I don't remember

You said you liked the sprouts

I don't know what to say.

Then you should shut your mouth.

One day we're friends for ever,

Go take some singing lessons

What was that?

Nothing twat.

You're a prick

Eat my shit,

No thank you,

It wouldn't be nice.

Our friendships kind of like a prostitute,

(How?)

Quite worn out, yet still quite fit,

Quite nice arse, great pair of tits.

Well, that's not relevant,

Isn't it?

You're full of shit, and that quite relevant

Is it?

I'm going to have a think,

Will you tell me what you think of?

No.

Enter, uh

One day we're friends, the next we're not,

It's so confusing the why's and what's

What the hell,

I thought we were friends just now,

Then I remembered, we had a row (oh yeah)

We're like Bradd Pitt and Angela,

But we don't have a child from Cambodia

Uh uh

I'm sick and tired of us having no fun,

Stop being pussy's, and go and work your problems out

Son,

'Coz I'm done

One day we're born together (one day we're born)

Next day it's stormy weather (next day we're torn)

Who say, you say we're not friends

I say, he say, fuck you bender

One day I'm your blood brother,

Next day its, fuck your mother

-no offence, tell your mum I think she's quite nice,

That particular dig was directed at you and not your

Mother.

My mother used to have a nice smile on her face, till

Dad went out to get some more milk.

He never did come back...

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