What the hell do you want from me?nThere ain't no way I'm gonna fall for that bull no morenYou're the hotshot spider with the mirror shadesnI'm the fly who doubles for a suckernNot this time, there's the doornnHere comes the pain againnTrapped on my own againnC'est la vie mister nice guynOh no!nnA Friend In Need, a Friend In NeednYou'll be my friend, a friend indeednA Friend In Need is a pain in the assnnHey, I think I've been down this way beforenI can read you like an open booknIn for a penny and a whole lot morenEverybody's got two facesnHow can I be sure?nHere I go again, another fuckin' hasslenNot here, not now, there's the doornnHere comes the pain againnTrapped on my own againnC'est la vie mister nice guynOh no!nnA Friend In Need, a Friend In NeednYou'll be my friend, a friend indeednA Friend In Need is a pain in the assnnDon't want you around here no morenNo all for one, no one for allnTold you loud and clear, the exit is therenDon't come around here no more, no morennA Friend In Need, a Friend In NeednYou'll be my friend, a friend indeednA Friend In Need is a pain in the ass