Why would anyone live here?
Why would anyone live here?
Why would anyone live here?
Why would anyone live here?
You can keep your town
'cause I don't live there no more
I'll be the talk of it all
And I'm the belle of the ball
'cause I hang with Paul
And you're so fucking Joe Blow
I'm gonna get everything
I got coming to me
And you can suck my wake
'cause I'm so fucking smart
So Goddamn handsome
And I hope you fucking freeze
Why would anyone live here?
Why would anyone live here?
Why would anyone live here?
Why would anyone live here?
I'm gonna get everything
I got coming to me
And you can suck my wake
'cause I'm so fucking smart
So Goddamn handsome
And I hope you fucking freeze
Penguin takes his car to the shop
Mechanic says I'm gonna check it out
He goes over to Baskin Robbins
But he's got no hands
Gives the penguin the ice cream all over his mouth
Comes back...
Says, Looks like you blew a seal.
Penguin says, No that's just some ice cream.