He called his best friend long distance and told him the newsnOf his girlfriend's attempted suicide by overdosenHe hadn't taken her to the emergency room but her room mates didnAnd her stomach was pumped bone dry through a tubenIt only cost her one thousand dollars in billsnAnd an obligatory psychological reviewnnAnd she stopped crying in her sleepnAnd she stopped walking in her sleepnAnd she stopped sleeping in her sleep toonnAnd she said I'm gonna write your name on the wallsnI'm gonna carve your name in the stallsnI'm gonna write your name on the wallsnI'm gonna carve your name in the stallsnnStay away from this mannStay away from this mannStay away from this mannHe'll make you swallow asprinnnSo she fell in love with a loser who robbed used and bruised hernAnd those were just the salad daysnAfter that a habitual clean up with pepto-bismol and prozacnShe even got a job as a washing machinenAnd he still calls his friend long distancenAnd speaks of his various girlfriendsnBut there's never really much different to tellnnEventually they stop crying in their sleepnThey stopped walking in her sleepnAnd they stopped sleeping in her sleep as wellnnAnd they write his name on the wallsnAnd they carve his name in the stallsnAnd they write his name on the wallsnAnd they carve his name in the stallsnStay away from this mannStay away from this mannStay away from this mannnAnd then they pick him up in bars and in public parksnAnd then they pick him up in bars, in grocery stores and coffee shopsnAnd then he tears through their legs to reach their heartnThrough their legs to get their heartnThrough their legs to steal their heart againnAnd it's a headachenAnd so they takenA little asprin