He sneaks through the door of the surgerynHe's got the drug cabinet keynHe did something funny and he tied up his armnIt's just the flying doctor, no cause for alarmnHe sprinkled out a powder and spread out a linenHe sniffed it up his nostril and he's feeling so finenFeeling so fine, it feels like he's flyingnFeeling so fine, it feels like he's flyingnHis receptionist saw him, it certainly shocked hernShe said Look out, you'd better duck,nHere comes the Flying DoctornnOut in the outback, there's been an outbreaknAnd the Flying Doctor's got nothing to takenHe went to the cabinet and the cabinet was barenHis eyes dilated, you can see by his starenCalled up his base on the radio,nHe said; My supplies are running low,nThey're running low, you can see where they gonThey're running low, I see where they gonOut in the outback with my Percival ProctornLook out you'd better duck,nHere comes the Flying DoctornnHe's got the cabinet key,nThe cabinet key, the cabinet key...nnThis is the Flying Doctor calling Wallarolla basenWallorola base come in please...nI want to talk to you about my drugs situation...nMy drug situation is rather tight...nAbout as tight as a kangaroo's khyber, I'd saynnCabinet key, cabinet key?nWake up ! - One, two, three, fournA Sheila in the bush by a Koolahbar treenNeeded an urgent appendectomynThe Flying Doctor like a true Australian,nPerformed the operation with a sardine cannHe made a rough incision and tried to chew it outnHe had no anesthetic, so she started to shoutnShe started to shout, when he was chewing it outnShe started to shout, he tried to chew it right outnHe balled up his fist and scientifically socked hernLook out you'd better duck,nHere comes the Flying DoctornnCabinet key, cabinet key, cabinet key...