Six Foot Two and a mouth full of chew
And a trucker had to say John Deere
He was dousing his eggs with ketchup
Smelling like whiskey and beer
In came a five foot red head
And threw hot coffee in his face
He went down with her on his back
Baby got clear in the place
Fistfight at the Wafflehouse
Don’t try to hide from an angry teenage ex-spouse.
It’s the only place that’s open past 3 am
Don’t try to play her for a fool
She was first in her Cosmetology school
After four months of marriage
You would think they would figure it out
But it was just like their senior prom night
Fistfight at the Wafflehouse
He covered up his face and rolled up like a ball like an armadillo on the dirty floor
She had her knee on his ___ and yanking on his mullet
They have been in this position before
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With a coffee cup in one hand
She _ underneath the booth
She swung it back and I can hear it crack
And she chiped his last good tooth
Fistfight at the Wafflehouse
Don’t try to hide from an angry teenage spouse.
She left the engine running and the baby sleeping out in the car
She was crying when she laid into him
___ ache Cystal Meth skin
you can smell the ___
On LYBIO.net you can find
The first words coming from her mouth
It was just like her wedding night
Fistfight at the Wafflehouse
She was quick as a cat
She did it so many times
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You would think that her hands would got sore
When you thought it would end
She started hitting him again
And telling him was it was for
This is for the time you got drunk on wine and wrecked our new used car
This is for the time you hocked my wedding ring to get some __ for the titty bar
And this is for making me live in shack with __ bowls and you brother Tom
And this is for the time you drink a bottle of Jack
And started kissing on my mouth
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________.
Then she hopped into her __ and drove it away!
Her torn halter top was ling on the floor
He picked it up and staggered out that door
Climbed up on his tractor and followed her home as ___ mouse
But they’ll be back Saturday Night
Fistfight at the Wafflehouse
Fistfight at the Wafflehouse
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