A letter came in the mail last weeknWe couldn't wait to have a peaknIt came from Seattle in Washington StatenWhere in winter one can escapennIf one has the inclinationnTo read a letter from another nationnYou will find great rewardnLittle chance of being borednnDo you travel to perform?nOh and is Australia really warm?nIs the Boulevard decent and clean?nOh and are Australians really mean?nnIf one has the inclinationnTo read a letter from another nationnYou will find great rewardnAnd little chance of being borednnWhy do why do The Cannanes exist?nOh and how often do you get pissed?nWhere is Redfern on the map?nAnd does Steven only wear a cap?nnIf one has the inclinationnTo read a letter from another nationnYou will find great rewardnLittle chance of being borednnIs it hard being in three bands at once?nOh and tell me what to eat for lunchnWhen in Seattle give us a jinglenAll of us qualify for a free singlennIf one has the inclinationnTo read a letter from another nationnYou will find great rewardnLittle chance of being bored