It was just me and my gameboy
And now we're famouz
And all the little kids, they swear they made us
And everybody's gettin' a little bit jealous
But nobody could ever figure how to sell us
It took a little more to be a whore
On the Mindless Self Indulgence board
Cuz I ain't really goin anywhere
Cuz those kids are the only kids who ever cared
And it's so sad, I feel so bad
It's all these fans won't understand
They'd whine and cussin' just because
Jimmy couldn't even
Help us
I'll get down to the floor and then fake it
Believe this hype until I could make it
Turn this shit down and I think I can take it
Get 'em high on crack and a little bit naked, and
Maybe then everybody would love me
Put on another record so they could rub me
You know I should have been a girl
It's another excuse to get up on me
Hear my voice through the distortion
See my face through the commotion
Don't you dare cry me a river
You'd better cry me an ocean