Tell me about your lost weekendnWhere did you go?nHow’d you get home?nAll of the boys say they found you delightfulnWhy’d you come home?nYou said, Just look aroundnYou’ll see there’s lots of girls like menBut that’s the problem, Jennifer, you’ll seen‘Cuz every brown haired girl is younNothing unique to younEvery brown haired girl is younTo menOh nonnI know a place where we can be happynLet’s go to jailnI’ll see you in jailnJail is a place where if you do the wrong thingnYou go to jailnAnd when our term is done, we’ll share a bed because it’s funnBut Jenny, fun is fun with anyonenAnd every brown haired girl is younNothing that you can do, can you?nEvery brown haired girl—nAre you the girl that I said I’d hold onto?nAre you the girl that I lied to?nI’d almost swear that I knew younOr is it just you look like every brown haired girl I’ve ever known?nnThe boys and the girls are throwing a party for everyone that we knownDo you think we should go?nThey always say you don’t have a choice, but I don’t knownIt’s happening in every townnIt meets on every streetnAnd it’s been going on eternallynSince every brown haired girl was younAll of the brown haired world loves younEvery brown haired girl is younnThe boys and the girls look happy to see us, and we’re happy, toonBut which are the boys? nWhich ones are the girls?nJust tell me who’s who.nn*Lyrics by Chris Snell