nWell I couldn’t be a cool guy even if I tried tonWalk the walk but I’d stumble and I’d fallnSaid I couldn’t be a cool guy even if I wanted tonBecause I have no reputation at allnTaking into considerationnAll of the above mentionednThe basic qualities I lack to prove the often stated factnThat I could never be a cool guynnWell I couldn’t get a girlfriend nEven if I tried to nAnatomically I’m a zero out of tennSaid I couldn’t get a girlfriend even if I wanted tonThe girls won’t touch me because they don’t know where I’ve beennnNoting my rather lengthy historynOf all those girls who never kissed me nThese faults support the thesis of the reasonnI receive no love I could never get a girl friendnnAnd I couldn’t pass drivers-ed nDana-nana-nananAnd I didn’t know the green light was rednDana-nana-nananAnd sometimes I repeat my selfnDana-nana-nananAnd sometimes I repeat my selfnDana-nana-nananI can’t write with my writing handnDana-nana-nananAnd I could never start a ska bandnWHAT!nnWell I couldn’t leave my parents house even if I wanted tonMy repugnant job couldn’t carry my own weightnSaid I couldn’t leave my parents house even if I tried tonThe debts I owe at an unhealthy ratenLooking back on all the state facts nownI’ve pointed out all the exacts hownMy life depends on everyonenI’ll always be their closest sonn‘cause I could never leave my parents housen