VERSE 1nJim in sales has got it bad todaynReceptionist's engaged to Roy (Receptionist, engaged to Roy)nWith camera looks and clever quipsnHe stole her heart like poker chipsnAnd later she called off her wedding daynnWas it love or was it all the tricksnWe played on the boss's number 2? (Boss's number 2)nIs it all just office politics?nI couldn't care less when I'm with younnCHORUSnIf you're working 9 to 5nAnd can't get out alivenJust meet me in the breakroom in 10nWe'll hang out, hiding from the bossnAnd pray our paths don't crossnI'll say it's like we're on the lamnYou'll say Hello, Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam.nnVERSE 2nThe ARM is secretly in lovenWith Angela in accounting (Tight-ass Christian chick)nHe said If 1 plus 1 is twonThen all I really need is younTo make this simple equation completennQuestion: Did you see me act in thenScreenplay Michael wrote that I tore through (Here's a dunder-ku)nBears, beets, Battlestar GalacticanAnd Agent Scarn are no match for younn[CHORUS]nnBRIDGEnCan you beer me one more chance to say what I want to say?nI'm a bit worn out cause I've been playin' Flonkerton all day, hey heynIt's a drag tryin' to make ends meet but I guess we could do worsenWhere else can you find a guy like Dwigt buying a purse?nnGot a new iPod for Christmas, think I'd rather stay at homenSuddenly got Count Choculitis, can you hand me the phone, oh nonGotta move that grill I think I'll spend the day in bednIt won't be the first time I faked it and, that's what she saidnnOUTROnLet's gangbang this thing and go homenHello, Dunder Mifflin, this is PamnThis was the best Dundies evernWhat's the downside? Collapse on myself like a dying starnHey Oscar, how was your gay-cation?nPippity poppity give me the zoppity