He ain't no squirt in a Black Flag shirtnBut he's number one in WaikikinHe won't smoke crack behind your backnwhile he's hanging from a coconut treenHe can shoot the curl all around the worldnHe's cooler than you and mennDuke Duke Duke Kahanamoku - 4xnIt ain't the waves you catchnIt ain't the drugs you donYou'll never be as cool as Duke KahanamokunnSome people say Dick Dale's just the coolest duden(He even take karate lesson -- with Elvis too)nHe can shoot the curl around the worldnHe's cooler than you and mennChorusnnWe're getting lots of girls -- at least we sure hope son(It's hard to tell at times down in old Rio)nHe can shoot the curl all around the worldnHe's cooler than you and mennChorus ad nauseum to end