Dreamgirl
The Lonely Island

(The following song is brought to you by Chex Mix)nnSome dude once said that love is a many funny thingsnI know there's a perfect girl out there for me, 'cause I see hernin my dreamsnnDream girl, you're a fantasy, you're the only onenOut there for menMy lovennDream girl, you amaze me all dressed in paisleynLove how not one but both eyes are lazynWhen I first saw you you were drivin' the busnThick skin, strong nose like a rhynocerousnnDream girl so beautiful, lips all crumbynSkin like asphalt, nose so runnynThick thighs, no waist, not a care in the worldnYou not crazy girl, you just my baby girlnnYou're a vision in sweats with the neon pouchnHalf eaten squirrel hangin' outta your mouthnRainbow poncho, the female tontonHear a loud noise start buckin like a bronconnDream girl, you're a fantasy, you're the only onenOut there for menMy lovennYou got your cellphone ring set to Sex and the CitynYou like a hot bowl of gritz only way more grittynStraight drippin' your turquoise, my Santa Fe queennOne short leg you got the Santa Fe LeannnIt's music to my ears when you scream in your sleepnAnd when you lift your skirt in public yo I can't help but peeknYou like Cleopatra with the eyes of a pignLove to watch you in the backyard when you go out to dignnGirl, how'd you get those mouse traps glued to your necknLittle rascal, how'd you get screwed to the deck?nYou put away slurpees like a trash cannnYour smile's all stainy and your not too brainy andnI like that!nnTalking to your shoes lke it's your friendnI like that!nnYellin' at the walls of make pretendnI like that!nnTellin' you to stop it then you don'tnYou said you gonna stop it in my sleepnBut you won't!nnLast week thought I saw you on the street, turned out it was a bag of trashnJust a big ol' bag of trashnI thought you look like a bag of trashnnDream girl, I pitch a tent when you stomp in the roomnLike a hellbound turkey mixed with a baboonnYou're sexy and you're spicy like a bowl of Chex MixnAnd I always feel safe when I'm in your flesh mittsnnYour teeth so clean coulda swore you were BritishnNever take the Chex Mix cuz you always get skinnishnOpen clams with both feet 'cause you're ambidextrousnNo point 'cause we know you eat nothin' but Chex MixnnChex Mix, number one food snack in the landnIt's the cereal taste that you eat with your handnChex Mix at your local grocer buy your boxnYour family will all saynCHEX MIX ROCKS!nnChex Mix, you're the snack for me, you're the only onenI'll ever eat or buynChex Mix, you're delicious, you got 60% less fat than potato chipsnTM


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