My friend Harvey married Tracey McCollnby Christ, she was a scary ol' dollnA voice out of hell and with a temper to bootnArms like a navvy and a face like dried fruitnnI bumped into Harvey back home last yearnSays I to him, Do you want to go for a beer?nNo! Me sister’s French husband is over, says henI’ve been sent to get snails to impress him for tea.nnI was down in the snail shop she told me to gonI’m a little bit late because the business was slow...nIf I’m not home by six, I’ll surely be donenThe missus will kill me, Let’s just go for the one!nnthe one, the one, don't go for the one.nDon't go for the one, for the one, for the onenthe one, the one, don't go for the one.nDon't go for the one, for the one, for the onennFor the one went down fast the second did toonThree of four followed 't was a fine how do you do!nHarvey looked at his watch and shrieked out with frightnIt was twenty past ten, we’d been drinking all night!nnWell cursing my name, he sped cross the floornClutching the snails he ran out the doornI’m a dead man! he said I’m drunk and I’m late!nAs he tore down the road and up to his gatennthe one, the one, don't go for the one.nDon't go for the one, for the one, for the onenthe one, the one, don't go for the one.nDon't go for the one, for the one, for the onennWell he opened the gate and he ran down the pathnfor he knew he was in for the dragon’s wrathnBut he tripped and he fell and up in the air nwent the bag and with the snails flying everywherennHearing the noise she kicked open the doornSnails and Harvey were spread cross the floorn“You’re three hours late!!” she screamed, as loud as she couldn“What’s your excuse? This had better be good!”nWell he looks down at the snails and with a confident airnHe says “Five more feet lads, we’re nearly there.”nnthe one, the one, don't go for the one.nDon't go for the one, for the one, for the onenthe one, the one, don't go for the one.nDon't go for the one, for the one, for the one
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