Once a year on a spooky nightnIt's Hallowe'en, and what a fright!nYoung boys and ghouls, in ghoulish disguisenThey cover their skin, conceal their eyesnnA grave mistake to be outnWhen the ghosts are aboutnIt's Hallowe'en... our time to be afraidnnIn the rest of the world, they don't observenThis bash which has become our biggest concernnnLatvia, Laos, Chad, PerunWe need their help, or else we're throughnThey don't know the fear we endure once a yearnAll Hallow's Eve, we are afraid!nnDo they know it's Hallowe'en tonight?nn(Interlude)nnIt's October 31st, could it get any worse?nChildren on streets, begging for treatsnDrowning in a bucket of apples bobbingnParents are hiding, our babies are sobbingnnThe undead have returnednThey're freaking us outnDragging us down, so we shout:nHelp us! Help us! Save our souls!nWe're dying of fear, and they don't even know itnnThey think we've got it allnWhat we need is a teamnTo help us forget, forget Hallowe'ennnFools! You think you can stop Hallowe'en?nThe world can't hear your useless plea!nIt's too late! Our orange and black plague will soon consume them all!nThen everyone will understand the true meaning of Hallowe'en...nPure terror!nnWe're all fed up, we've had enough.nEnough, enough, enough, enough!nnTrick!nCaramel apples will make you sicknTreat!nAnd all those sweets will rot your teethnnOuija board, ouija board (spell this!)nWe don't want you here no morennThe writing's on the tombstonenBeneath the willow treenNo more razorblades in our kids' candynnDead dogs and broomsticksnPumpkins and flamesnWe're ending this night, ending the shame!nnDo they know it's Hallowe'en tonight?