I believe everything I readnAnd I read indiscriminatelynI've been watching so much TVnI've got a laugh track in my dreamsnDon't know why I'm so listless, but I've got myself convictednIt's got nothing to do with the drinkingnnNo, I don't think you're funny: I'm just hung over and laughingnAbout something that happened yesterdaynI don't find you too attractive, but that's all rightnI don't like my friends to be that waynDon't know why I'm so careless...nnDid I ever tell you about the timenI dived downstairs twice in one night?nOr about the occasion when I got a concussionnWalking home in broad daylight?nDon't know why I'm so reckless...