Verse 1:nLeft to my devicesnSigh, a thousand million timesnMy clever turn of phrasenLed all to disarraynnChorus:nDo you wantnA medal for all your pain?nDisaster strikes againnnBridge: nSay you're sorrynCause I'm not sorrynSay you're sorrynnVerse 2:nAn ounce of pleasurenFor a pound of righteous miserynWhat comforts may we bringnEn route to sufferingnnChorus:nDo you wantnA medal for all your pain?nDisaster strikes againnDo you wantnA feather for all your pride?nWho said it'd be so easy?nnOutro:nCalamitynSinceritynCalamitynSincerity