here we go againndon't you even try to pretendnwe wouldn't be better friendsnif i looked like pete wentznor my video was total request livenmade my cd in a bubblenwith a bunch of cute guysnor maybe i'd be scenenat your super sweet sixteenngive you the keys to your beemernand kiss you on the cheekneverybody look at meni'm on cable tvnnow obsess about my lifenand tivo then repeatnni''ve got my shotnat love with tilanbut i'm not that hotnor dramaticnso i won't make good tvni'll just live my lifenoh so vicariouslynnDial 1-800-Drama-Queennyou can commence hair pullingnand making a scenenkeep the camera rollingndon't stop the tapeni wanna see some mascera run down your facennhere we go againndon't you even try to pretendnthat you have real friendsnchannels do provide themndon't think for yourselfnlet someone else do itnthere's not much to itnand if there's nothing on, screw itndoody do what i donreenact in real lifencall someone on the phonenand just cry cry crynit will be just like the small screennbut a little less fakenat least you don't have to choosenwho's mom you want to datenn1-800-Drama Queennnyou are royaltynqueen of the dramansave your tears for the mail