You rub me on the headnLike I was a lambnTwitchy on the necknGoodbye my nasty crampsnAlone in the darknSee your bloody underwearnLulu Ruby's got my handnI got her teeth and nails and hairnnEven though I am a jerknDon't you let that stop our songnMake me come while I am wearingnThat dead lady's dressnTonightnnSaw your boobs at Mardi GrasnSo glad that I was drunknI think the reason that you laughednAt bananas and a skunknDiseases that you havenCould fill a comic booknWith the booboo on my lipnI swear I've got the looknnEven though I am a jerknDon't you let that stop our songnMake me come while I am wearingnThat dead lady's dressnTonightnnEven though I am a jerknDon't you let that stop our songnMake me come while I am wearingnThat dead lady's dressnTonight