Let me tell you about a girl I know
Had a drink about a hour ago
Sitting in a corner by herself
In a bar in downtown, l
She heard a noise and she looked through the door
And saw a man she'd never seen before
Light skin, light blue eyes, a double-chin and a plastic smile
Well, her heart raced as he walked through the door
And took an empty seat next to her at the bar
My brand new car is parked right outside
How'd ya like to go for a ride?
And she said, Wait a minute, I have to think
He said, That's fine, may I please buy you a drink
One drink turned into 3 or 4
And they left and got into his car
And drove someplace real far
Now babe, the time has come
How'd ya like to have a little fun?
And she said, If we could only please be on our way
I will not run
That's when things got out of control
She didn't want to, he had his way
She said, Let's go, he said, No way
Come on babe, it's your lucky day
Shut your mouth, we're gonna do it my way
Come on baby, don't be afraid
If it wasn't for date rape, I'd never get laid
He finished up and he started the car
He turned around and drove back to the bar
He said, Now baby, don't be sad
In my opinion you weren't half-bad
She picked up a rock, threw it at the car
Hit him in the head, now he's got a big scar
Come on party people, won't you listen to me
Date rape styley
The next day she went to her drawer
Looked up her local attorney at law
Went to the phone and filed a police report
And then she took the guy's ass to court
Well, the day he stood in front of the judge
He screamed, She lies, that little slut
The judge knew that he was full of shit
And he gave him 25 years
And now his heart is filled with tears
One night in jail, it was getting late
He was butt-raped by a large inmate
And he screamed
But the guards paid no attention to his cries
That's when things got out of control
The moral of the date rape story
It does not pay when you're drunk and horny
But that's the way it had to be
They locked him up and threw away the key
Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind
Even though he now takes it in the behind
Daterape
Sublime
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