Lone Ranger, get off of your horsenTonto left for home long agonI guess he knows when to call it quitsnTo call it quitsnnThe desert's not the best place in the world, but it'll do, it will donThe prairie's not the best place in the world, but it'll do, now, it will donnHey Rifleman, what happened to you?nYour eye was sharp, and your aim, it was truenDid those outlaws finally catch up to you and overrun this town?nnThe desert's not the best place in the world, but it'll do, it will donThe prairie's not the best place in the world, but it'll do, now, it will donnHey Sheriff, I've heard of your loss - the deputy was a good mannGuess we've all got our deserts to crossnI say start walking while you still cannnThe desert's not the best place in the world, but it'll do, it will donThe prairie's not the best place in the world, but it'll do, now, it will do