There's a piggy waitin' outside my door~nWho's a knockin' and a yellin' that he's gonna use force~nWell, I moved to town just a while ago~nBut I got in a mess, and I can't lay low~nn~Chorus~nBack home all I had was my guitar~nLivin' in the backwoods on daddy's farm~nSittin' on the front porch 'til the evenin' come~nLivin' in the backwoods on daddy's farm.nnWell, my old girl was a cadillac~nShe was long and sleek and dressed in black~nBut I caught he cruisin' with another dude~nSo I shot 'em down with my blue .22~nn~Repeat Chorus~nnBut now they got me runnin' and they got me to my home~nBut I won't go, I won't go!nnChitty-Chitty Bang-Bang, and I hit the floor~nTwo little piggies bust down my door~nThe first little piggy went down~nThe second little piggy started poppin' off rounds~nI make a break for the parking lot~nI heard some people talkin' how somebody got shot~nThey're never gonna see it my way~nSo I break for the truck and headed on the highway~nI must have got it up to 108~nBefore three little piggies headed me off the interstate~nIt's gettin' hot, I'm gettin' hot~nI don't know where to go, I don't know what I got~nBut....~nn~Repeat Chorus~