Crap Artists
Despot

Everyone clap for the crap artistsnA pat on the back to whichever one sounds smartestnCapture the magic of blabbering half-heartednAnd the last rambling man standing laughs hardestnCan’t handle the grandstanding on red carpetsnDoin’ the camera flash thing in new pants, targetsnDoin’ it to catch a glance of a new fast startin’nThey only listen to what you spinnin’ what the bad part isnEyes glazed over watchin’ idols cry for foodnWords big as their appetites and none of ‘em are truenFresh outta shit to say but still got plenty to provenThese words are made for talkin’ and talkin’s not for younMy sleeves are stuffed with better ways to say thingsnI pull ‘em out at the first hit and it’s spellbreakin’nReal magic making for an honorable mentionnSo rap where people can see you my weak homies’ tentin’nOnly tip my hat to cats to scratch the doors in itnFill it up, wanna rap and distract the lost childrennMake a living offa milkin’ ‘em for teardropsnAnd mashin’ work together till the motherfuckin’ beat stopsnSoon enough they’ll tell you that you’re spoutin out their dreamsnNot the racket of an idiot with eyes on that supreme spotnAnd a foldin’ chair to pull up at the topnFor a seat next to the door that where the shit that doesn’t stink dropsnCould almost see it every time I pitch rocksnCamped out in a glass house with a slingshotnnI get paid to breathe, hooray for me, hooray for me, hooray for menI get paid to breathe, hooray for me, hooray for me, hooray for menI get paid to breathe, hooray for me, hooray for me, hooray for mennGreat job rapping, now the second hand knows your namenAnd it’s playing bloody knuckles with your 15 minutes of famenThat’s bout off the top ten list just a stainnBut everything looks better when you put it in a framenJust hang it next to that impressive portrait of your painnAnd nag about how it’s unfortunate to be the samenCharge ‘em for repeat because your mouth’s quick thanks for comin’nSuperstar mystique couldn’t see what but it was stunnin’nGet every rhythm and crowd buzzin’nTill that old fat lady is too weak to sing above itnSo it’s over when it’s muffled by the rumble of her stomachnOr somebody tends to shovel thinkin’ they finally struck itnFor the deeper meaning thinkers who treasures the whoopee cushionnAnd a fresh new grave you already put your foot innSitting on a secret now you’re embarrassed for lookingnAnd that big red button looks about right for pushingnSome of us took the magic beans for foodnSo whoever farts the loudest is obviously the truthnAnd what could make me prouder than pourin’ salt in the woundsnOf them kids that still believe cows jump over moonsnSomething to do while makin’ sure you all stay dizzynBall up the fists squeeze the life out of prettynWait until their back’s turned, screaming,, don’t hit menAnd they’ll find no pity because the sign said kick mennI get paid to breathe, hooray for me, hooray for me, hooray for menI get paid to breathe, hooray for me, hooray for me, hooray for menI get paid to breathe, hooray for me, hooray for me, hooray for menn

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