He ain't even near twenty
But he says he's seen plenty of hard times
'Cause he's been on his bus for five days
And in his hotel for five nights
And his satellite dish is broke
And the new band is treatin' him mean, yeah, I know
And there's still another week to go
He misses that karaoke machine
Hey, that's country, my ass
Who do they think we am?
Force-feed us that shit
Ain't you real tired of it?
Tell 'em, stick it up high
Where the sun don't shine
Get pissed, an' get mad
'Cause that's country, my ass
Now, she's out there too, she's got her own secrets too
Shh, don't tell nobody
She can't sing a lick and in a bucket, she couldn't carry her tunes
Now wait a minute
She's pretty as a picture
And she sure got a nice set of wits, yeah
And she misses her producer slash boyfriend who seduced her
Er produced her a hit
Hey, that's country, my ass
Who do they think we am?
Force-feed us that shit
Ain't you real tired of it?
Tell 'em stick it up high
Where the sun don't shine
Get pissed, an' get mad
Tell 'em that's country, my ass
Now don't get me wrong
To each his own I believe
But they've took the soul out of what means a whole lot to me
'Cause I can see hank and lefty
They're spinning around in their graves
And if they were here now
I think y'all know what they'd say, don't you?
What they'd say?
That's country, my ass
Who do they think we am?
Force-feed us that shit
Ain't you real tired of it?
Tell 'em stick it up high
Where the sun don't shine
We're pissed, we're mad 'cause that's country, my ass
We're pissed, we're mad 'cause that's country, my ass
Country My Ass
Dale Watson
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Lyrics by Dale Watson
A Real Country Song A Real Country Song (Mr. DJ) A Real Country Song, as used in the movie Frailty Birmingham Breakdown Blessed Or Damned Bug Ya for Love Call Me Insane Caught Cheatin' Heart Attack Cowboy Boots Crocodile Tears Daughter's Wedding Song Diesel Driving Daddy Don't Be Angry Don't Wanna Go Home Song Dreamland Drink Drink Drink Drive Drive Drive Elbow Grease, Spackle And Pine Sol Everybody's Somebody in Luchenbach, Texas Flowers In Your Hair For A Little While Forever Valentine Fox on the Run Give Me More Kisses Gothenburg Train Hair of the Dog Have You Got It On Heart Of Stone Heaven's Gonna Have a Honky Tonk Hello, I'm An Old Country Song Hey Brown Bottle Hollywood Hillbilly Honkiest Tonkiest Beer Joint Honky Tonkers Don't Cry How To Break Your Own Heart I Can't Be Satisfied I Drink to Remember I Gotta Keep on Keeping On I Hate These Songs I Hate to Drink Alone I Live on Truckin’ Time I Owe It All to You I Wish I Was Crazy Again I'm Through Hurtin' I've Done That Before If You Know What's Good For You It's Not Over Now It’s Been a Long Truckin’ Day Jack's Truck Stop & Cafe Jonny At The Door Justice For All Mama's Don't Let Your Cowboys Grow Up to Be Babies My Heart Is Yours Nashville Rash Phillip at the Station Quick Quick Slow Slow Real Country Song Runaway Train Silver Bells Sit And Drink And Cry Slow Quick Quick Sweet Jessie Brown The Christmas Song The Honkiest Tonkiest Beer Joint Tienes Cabeza de Palo Time Without You Truckin' Man Truckstop In La Grange We're Gonna Get Married We’re Truckin Along Whiskey or God Why Oh Why Live A Lie You Always Get What You Always Got You Lie You're Always On My Mind Your Love I'm Gonna Miss
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