Cop says if I say a word, he’ll kill menClimbing into his boxersnDead-end street, skulking in a doorwaynWith his pants ‘round his anklesnnJerk-off over a weekend T.V. guidenWhy highnGame show and the stars have caught in ratingsnnCop says weekend T.V. beats the tabloidsnThere’s no competitionnColor spreads out miles ahead if you ask himnThey’re swimming with pin-upsnHe’s not the kind for the slime of gangster gel, himselfnMore a man for a bird in the hand and a backstreetnnThis cop says that he’ll buy the Coca-Cola nAnd we’ll go to McDonald’snIf I don’t go come he’ll split my head wide opennIt’s all over good funnBurger King’s a pick-up joint for fags and hagsnHe says McDonald’s does a wicked chicken burgernnColor spreads a soft porn (x2)nColor spreads like soft porn nCollege-bred’s a sophomorenColor spreads as soft pornn