I would give you the stars in the skynBut they're too far awaynIf you were a hooker, you'd knownI'd be happy to paynIf suddenly you were a guynI'd be suddenly gaynn[Chorus]nCause my heart belongs to younMy love is pure and truenMy heart belongs to younBut my cock is community propertynnYou're the only girl that I like to screwnWhen I'm not on the roadnWhen I come home, my dinner's madenAnd the front lawn is mowednI'll kiss your mouthnEven after you swallow my loadnn[Chorus]nnI wanna make it clearnSo you retain itnMy dick's a free spiritnAnd you can't restrain itnNo, you just can't chain it downnnI love you so much it hurtsnFrom my head to my feetnI think of you and I can'tnHelp but fondle my meatnI see your face every timenThat I go out and cheatnn[Chorus]